- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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