- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Matthew Baker

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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