- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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