Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

irish man drinking john smiths

What? Huh?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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