- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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