- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why can't jokes spit?

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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