- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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