the midget went to the midget store

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Women's Rights

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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women's rights

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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