- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

i have cancer

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

A baby seal walks into a club...

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Womens Basketball.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

The economy.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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