- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Knock knock, come in.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

your mom

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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