What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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The economy.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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