What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

what is white and red all over? a ginger

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Netball.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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