what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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hi im paul!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Asian NASCAR.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Animal

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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