Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Gay rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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anti-joke teehee

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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your mom

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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