what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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black

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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9/11

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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