- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Yo Mamma

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

my names jim haha

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Netball.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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