Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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A black person in the NHL

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Gay rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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anti-joke teehee

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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who farted i did :]

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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