Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Diana and victoria

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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BUT HWY?

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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knock knock. no one's home..

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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