What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Knock knock, come in.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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your mom

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