Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Anti Joke

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