- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

roy g biv

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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