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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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