- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane