- Anti Joke

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.