a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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whats black and large -me

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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