why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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