Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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YOLO

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Sex

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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