- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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