I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

123 f*ck off

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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