Good job, son.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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