- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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