- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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