i have yougurt mit traktor

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Julian Ha.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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