Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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