- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

why am I writing this...im bored

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Well this is pointless.....

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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