- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

why am I writing this...im bored

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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