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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Prostitution is bad.......

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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