- Anti Joke

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I don't believe in giraffes.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!