Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Well this is pointless.....

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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