Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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