A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Where's my baby??

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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#Getweird

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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