- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Women's rights.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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