Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Internet Explorer

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Well this is pointless.....

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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