- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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