- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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