when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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