- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Please don't shoot me

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.