- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Face...the other white meat!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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