What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why? Because racecar.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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LOL -LOL GUY

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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hi

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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