Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Your mother is so fat.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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