What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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I'm funny.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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pussy enough said

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Anti Joke

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