- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

I can see you under there. Under what?

i like pie

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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