Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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