why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Itookasipasoda

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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