What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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clamidia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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