if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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my names jim haha

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Politics.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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