What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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