A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why? Because racecar.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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YOLO

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Hi Adam,

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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