- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Why? Because racecar.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

GONNA

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

That's as gay as AIDS.

YOLO

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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