What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Jesus wept.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Politics.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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