My wife has terminal cancer.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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