What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Well this is pointless.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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