Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Women's rights.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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