- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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