Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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