What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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