There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

whats black? the colour

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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