- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

#Getweird

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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