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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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