In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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