What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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